he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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