I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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