I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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