I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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