I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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