I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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