Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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