I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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