i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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