just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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