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go home
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
