Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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