Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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