I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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