toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I will die if light touches me.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
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