That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I'm passing your future prison.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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