Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
her vagine was all disorganized.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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