these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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