hell yes lets make some ravioli
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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