Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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