Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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