sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
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