Do you still have your period?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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