Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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