Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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