Sry I called you an 8
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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