You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just fell off a train. Bad.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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