About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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