Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
that is very illegal...i love you.
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