But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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