maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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