So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
50% drunk capacity currently
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Randomize
