I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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