I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i will never coherently bang her
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
