Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Randomize
