Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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