I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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