Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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