well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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