You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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