Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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