Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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