I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
why is half of my head shaved?
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