You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
be right there i have to get my cape
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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