just tell him i said nine months
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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