My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I have aggressive nipples.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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