what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
A+ Viking dick
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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