Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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