Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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