i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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