Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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