Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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