Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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