i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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