I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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id be glad to
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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